1. postmodernismruinedme:




    “some historians think that michelangelo was drawing god in a human brain. very few people knew what one looked like at the time; but michelangelo had dissected cadavers and would have known. it even has the hint of a brain stem. if true this would have been a great “fuck you” to the pope whom he was not friendly with but also would have meant god was in a human brain, or created by man.”


    also michelangelo painted a baby angel flipping off the pope


    the blond one, you see his right hand? that’s called the fig and it’s an old world european gesture for ‘fuck you” because apparently Pope Juluis II was a total raging asshole and everyone hated him

    but nobody ever noticed this little fucker because the ceiling was so high

    and then thirty years later they called michelangelo back to paint the wall behind the altar and he wasted no time in painting the gates of hell behind the pope’s chair

    what a badass

    It amuses me to this day how much Michelangelo hated his job

    (via thanl)

  2. laurajohnsongrey:


    Stromae - Papaoutai

    Last year the most popular video on French TV and the number one song in France and Belgium was “Papaoutai” by Belgian singer Stromae. The tune and rhythms are appealing and unusual; the video is compelling and, ultimately, moving. Though the title sounds like it could be a word in an African language, it is actually meant to be understood by French speakers as meaning “Papa, où t’es?” which translates as “Dad, where are you?” The song and the story of the video refer to the absence of Stromae’s father, who was killed in the Rwandan genocide of 1994. The plaintive cry of the singer who feels the absence of his father is also expressed in the child in the video who begs his mannequin-like father to come to life.

    (Source: youtube.com, via chikkou)


  3. Happy Hufflepuff Pride Day!


  5. "You don’t have to be pretty like her. You can be pretty like you."
    — One of the most freeing things I have ever heard (via aphromano)

    (Source: firecannotkillabadwolf, via deathnotemusical)


  6. cacearo:

    october everywhere else:
    -cool breezes
    -orange leaves
    -chilly nights
    -pumpkins and hay and scarecrows

    october in california:
    -santa ana winds
    -palm trees on fire
    -90 degrees at 5am
    -fire hazards EVERYWHERE

    (via aphdad)


  9. masooonderulo:

    things that should not concern u:
    - the length of a woman’s skirt
    - the tightness of a woman’s top
    - how many people a woman has slept with

    things that should concern u:
    - america’s gun laws
    - that u haven’t petted enough dogs today
    - harry potter named a kid albus severus

    (via timelady-alice)


  10. buckyystan:

    we all know that, in book three, remus wakes up in the compartment and sees harry

    but what if he didn’t see harry

    what if he woke up and for a split second all he sees is messy black hair and glasses and thinks james

    (via cookiekhaleesi)

    Tagged #haha no #hp

  11. sackville-baggins:


    Maybe this time when I read Order of the Phoenix Sirius won’t die

    He died.

    (via swimforfish)


  12. Halloween Tag


    Starting my own fun. Put any number in my ask box and I will answer them!

    1. What is the weirdest thing you own
    2. Have you ever played with a Ouija Board
    3. Do you believe in ghosts/spirits
    4. Do you still trick-or-treat
    5. Have you ever had a black cat cross you, and have a streak of bad luck afterwards
    6. Least favorite thing about Halloween
    7. Favorite Serial Killer
    8. Favorite thing to do in a Graveyard
    9. Favorite Ghost Story
    10. Have you ever contacted a loved one from beyond the grave
    11. Your biggest fear
    12. Favorite Pumpkin flavored foods
    13. Candy corn or Popcorn Balls
    14. Best halloween you ever had
    15. Do you go to Corn Mazes
    16. Do you like Haunted Houses
    17. Do you own any human remains that aren’t your own
    18. Have you ever smashed a pumpkin
    19. Do you like Apple Cider
    20. Do you live near any ‘spooky’ places
    21. Do you ever get goosebumps
    22. Have you ever seen a dead body apart from a funeral
    23. Have you ever broken into an abandoned house or building
    24. Do you believe in Werewolves?
    25. Your scariest memory
    26. Ever heard white noise from a turned off tv or radio
    27. Weirdest Coincidence
    28. Ever had your fortune told
    29. Do you see figures in your peripheral vision
    30. Favorite ‘fictional’ bad guys or monsters that you wish was real
    31. Do you believe in multiple dimensions or worlds
    32. Ever held a Seance
    33. Ever made a potion of any sort
    34. Ever worn ‘funeral attire’ outside of a funeral
    35. Have you ever made a blood pact
    36. Have you ever worked a spell
    37. Do you believe in curses
    38. Ever had an animal or pet see something that you can’t
    39. Have you ever gotten lost in the woods at night
    40. Have you ever caught a photo of a ghost
    41. Have you ever played Bloody Mary
    42. What is your favorite thing about Halloween
    43. What are you dressing up as this year
    44. Do you like Pumpkin Spice Lattes
    45. What are your favorite Halloween/Spooky Movies
    46. Have any favorite Halloween memories
    47. What songs remind you of Halloween
    48. Ever been to Salem, Massachusetts
    49. Do you believe in ghosts
    50. Ever had a paranormal experience
    51. Are you superstitious
    52. If you could be any mythical creature, what would you be

    (via fuckingtomatoes)


  13. Alex regrew his moustache this is the rebirth of the golden age


  14. 100% proven zodiac analyses

    1. aries: short-tempered kind-hearted babies
    2. taurus: stubborn knucklehead cuties who are nice to everyone
    3. gemini: intelligent blabber-mouths w a great sense of humor
    4. cancer: over-emotional compassionate lil cupcakes
    5. leo: melodramatic fun-loving fucks
    6. virgo: creative whiny pissbabies who are intellectually stimulating
    7. libra: ditsy carefree pacifist qts
    8. scorpio: intensely emotional secretive bad bitches
    9. sagittarius: honest philosophical travel-agents who don't give a fuck
    10. capricorn: organized self-driven sarcastic dickheads
    11. aquarius: extroverted detached open-minded freaks
    12. pisces: sensitive lazyasses who are ideological + creatively stimulating