1. mszombi:

    meladoodle:

    one time when i was like 12 my dad wanted me to put a dvd in the dvd player and i was like ‘what do i get in return’ and he said ‘you can have half of the winnings of this stupid lotto ticket’ and he ended up winning 600,000 dollars and i was so pleased with myself. 300,000 dollars when youre 12 is pretty much like infinity dollars. he was so mad

    Shit, man, $300,000 would be like infinity dollars to me now.

    (Source: meladoodle, via narghargs)

     
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  3. Good wifi on the Hogwarts Express this year

    neverknowinglybeserious:

    a-hobbit-john:

    hiiddles:

    wife-of-loki:

    MINE IS CRAPPY
    WHAT CARRIAGE ARE YOU IN!??!?!

    COME TO THE BACK 

    THE SLYTHERINS HAVE HACKED DUMBLEDORE’S WIFI

    1GB BITCHES

    Thanks to the Ravenclaws, guys.

    The password’s “AL0H4M0R4”
    Pass it on. 

    (Source: accioheadcanons, via prongsiscool)

     
  4. Back to witches and wizards, and magical beasts!

    To goblins and ghosts, and to magical feasts!

    It’s all that I love, and it’s all that I need!

    HOGWARTS, HOGWARTS!

    Back to spells and enchantments, to potions and friends!

    (….) Back to the place where our story begins! It’s Hogwarts, Hogwarts!

    (Source: rowlinginthedepp, via droo216)

    Tagged #awww #hp
     

  5. sararye:

    every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters

    (via malefactum)

    Tagged #it's true #hp
     

  6. slayboybunny:

    everyone who thinks im cute because theyve seen my selfies online have got a nother thing coming tbh lol……………. cameras cannot pick up how beautiful i am in real life

    (via shjinchan)

     

  7. funnuraba:

    SHOUTOUT TO CATS FOR GETTING THEIR CLAWS STUCK IN THINGS AND THEN WHEN YOU HELP THEY GET OFFENDED THAT YOU TOUCHED THEIR PAW

    (via shjinchan)

     

  8. storys:

    Have you ever felt a potential love for someone? Like, you don’t actually love them and you know you don’t, but you know you could. You know that you could easily fall in love with them.

    (Source: byvalour, via caseroo12)

     

  9. cupofteaorgtfo:

    Better get my shit packed for Hogwarts the train leaves tomorrow

    (via simplypotterheads)

    Tagged #me #hp
     

  10. "You are beautiful. Own it. Walk like your hips move mountains."
    — unknown (via zeppelin-child)

    (Source: mother-of-beasties, via fuckingtomatoes)

     

  11. jaclcfrost:

    [angry whisper] do u even know how fricking cute u are

    (via fuckingtomatoes)

     

  12. dutchster:

    *takes you to my bedroom*
    so yeah this is where all the magic happens
    *points to shelves full of harry potter items*

    (via fuckingtomatoes)

    Tagged #yup #hp
     

  13. worshiptheband:

    new festival idea: 72 hour vampire weekend set. no other bands present

    (via bilboswaggins)

     

  14. wankbankofamerica:

    i will literally try to pet any cat i can don’t doubt me

    (via azranleg)

     

  15. redgowans:

    films with teens driving around the city at night and falling in love with each other to cool soundtracks would be great if they weren’t all so damn heterosexual where’s my fuckin mediocre lesbian indie movie with shitty rock music and and they fall in love and wear each other’s hoodies where the FUCK is my FUCKGjng

    (via fuckingtomatoes)